Big Freedia and Kathleen Hanna for today’s presentation on Performance Auditing. Subsequently, this combination would make the perfect person. I guess maybe throw in John Darnielle for good measure!

not even Big Freedia can make me feel better. I need a long nap.

“No Children” into “Azz Everywhere!” into “FYR”

Well played shuffle! Well played!

Sometimes I feel like I’d be an awesome show promoter.

I have a few good combos in mind.

-Jens Lekman opening for Beyonce
-Big Freedia touring with Diamond Rings
-Sgt. Sass opening a Jay-Z tour w/ jj on the bill as well
-the Mountain Goats tour with the Julie Ruin
-Perfume Genius tour with EMA
-Give me a fucking Small Factory reunion already!!
-the Corin Tucker Band tour with WILD FLAG (what too soon?)

(btw if these are stolen, I won’t mind but I think it’s only fair I would get free tickets)

(btw part two, I am sure show promoters do tons of other stuff too. I sort of wanna focus mainly on being the “idea man”)

to get cross town and to class on time.

Don’t care. My favorite Big Freedia just came on shuffle!

“these queens acting like they been keeping it real!”

“For one to be jealous.. Looks a fool!”

Walking from 12th. Playing Big Freedia on my phone without headphones. I’m “that guy”